Um.

Had a hell of a night. Fantastic night.

But I'm hung over.

Later

Ramblin's

Afraid of germs is not a good reason for not kissing your lover. Just sayin'

Christmas is less than 2 months away. NOT. EXCITED.

It's below freezing 'round here lately. NOT. EXCITED.

I will not be around tomorrow, I will be in one of those classes again.

Brady's team won their first game in the double elimination tournament. GO RAMS.

Basketball will be starting soon.

Don't you just love fairweather friends? Yeah, me too.

I know I'm just supposed to post part of song lyrics on Wednesday Ramblin' but I can't help it today.......I'm absolutely in love with this song...

Johnny and June
Heidi Newfield

Oh, there's something 'bout a man in black.
Makes me want to buy a Cadillac
throw the top back, and roll down to Jacksontown.
I wanna be there on the stage with you.
You and I could be the next rage, too.
Hear the crowd roar, make them want more
I'll kick the foot-lights out.

I want a love like Johnny and June.
Rings of fire burning with you.
I wanna walk the line, walk the line, 'til the end of time.
I want a love, love you that much.
Cash it all in, give it all up.
And when you're gone, I wanna go too,
like Johnny and June.

I wanna hold you baby, right or wrong.
Build a world around a country song
Pray a sweet prayer, follow you there,
down in history.

I want a love like Johnny and June.
Rings of fire burning with you.
I wanna walk the line, walk the line, 'til the end of time.

I want a love, love you that much.
Cash it all in, give it all up.
And when you're gone, I wanna go too,
like Johnny and June
like Johnny and June

More than life itself. No one else.
This endless promise.
They dont make love like that anymore.
Is that too much to be asking for?

I wanna love like Johnny and June.
Rings of fire burnin with you.
I wanna walk the line, walk the line, 'til the end of time.
I wanna love, love you that much.
Cash it all in, Give it all up.
And when you're gone, I wanna go too,
Like Johnny and June.
Like Johnny and June.

And when we're gone, there'll be no tears to cry.
Only memories of our lives.
They'll remember, remember a love like this.

Have a good Humper!!!

Nothing

I got nothing today.

I was at the football in the cold, from 5:30- 8:00 last night. So absolutely nothing to ramble.

Here's 2 pics from Friday.

Monday Meme

1. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Yes

2. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
healthy, successful, happy kids for their entire life

3. Do you believe in eternity love?
Yes

4. What feeling do you love most?
peace

5. What feeling do you hate the most?
helplessness

6. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
of course and that includes online friends

7. Do you believe in God?
yes

8. Who cares for you most?
family

9. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
children

10. What emotion do you like to show?
Happiness

11. If you have something troubling you, what do you do?
talk about it

12. Who do you admire most?
my mom even though we don't always see eye to eye

13. Who did you last chat with in a chat room?
not a clue. I'm not sure I've ever been in a chat room

14. What kind of person do you think the one we stole this meme from is?
???

15. What color did you use to dye your hair?
the hair guy just does his thing with a mix of colors

16. Why are you doing this meme?
cause it's Monday

17. What do you do when you're moody?
bitch, eat, and possibly drink

18. At which age do you wish to or did you, get married?
22

19. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?
well I'm sure as hell not sitting here in this cube. I'd go get the boys and make sure they know just how much I love them. God, what a depressing question.......next

20. Who is the person you trust the most?
Nobody really

21. Last time you smiled?
last night

22. What are you listening to right now?
chatter

23. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
haaaaa.....not answering this

24. Are you talking to someone while doing this?
Nope

25. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
ummm.......open

26. Is there a quote you live by?
If you get the choice to sit out or dance...........DANCE

27. Do you want someone you cannot have?
No, not at the moment. I pretty much can have him

28. Who always makes you laugh?
Andrew

29. What was the worst idea you've had this week?
Geez, it's only Monday...gimme a little bit before I screw up

30. Do you speak another language other than English
Nope

Pause in Halloween Songs

Yes, yes...I know I'm supposed to be doing Halloween songs BUT.....I just can't today.

I'm going out tonight with the girls to a 300+ person Halloween Party. Big Deal here in my little town...anywho.....Yesterday afternoon I get in the car and radio surf and I hear Cyndi Lauper's, Girls Just Wanna Have fun song on 2 different stations. This morning, on my way to work, guess what? 3 different stations were playing it. Now I don't know if it's her b-day or she died or it's just a sign that we're gonna have fun tonight but in honor of Cyndi........

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have -

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun....


Have a great weekend Y'all!!!

Aw hell...at least I posted something today

*yawn*





I got nothing to blog.





So here's what I found when I got out of the shower this morning.





Baxter in bed with his stuffed hedgehog snuggling.













Have a great Thursday.

Ramblin's

I took vodka soaked gummie bears instead of jell-o shots for tailgating last Saturday. They are a great little treat.

Baxter ate half of a dryer sheet the other night. He smelled April Fresh.


Halloween Party is Friday night. I go back and forth if I should go or not.

Brady's football team ended up being the season champs. Poor thing is so excited they won and so disappointed that he didn't get to help them win the games. Tournment starts Saturday.

Speaking of tailgating...what about that CATS Win against Arkansas??!?!?!? WOO HOO

No, I am not a cold weather person. It disgusts me and makes me sad. Who the hell enjoys it being dark by 6:00 pm???

Brady has been asked to say a prayer in a program full of adults on a Saturday night in a couple of weeks. Out of all the kids in the elementary class they picked him!!! I am so proud of him.

Both kids have all A's of right now.

I told them if they kept them until report cards were sent home then we would do something fun. They chose Beef O'Brady's and bowling......I would have picked new shoes but nobody asked me.

Have a Happy Humper!!!

Bleck. Warning

Bleck.

It's that time of year again.

Happens to me faithfully.

I get in a funk.

I hate it. I can feel it coming on and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

I hate this time of year.

I don't start perking up again until March.

So I'm bleck.

You'll have to be patient with me for the next few months, I'm sure I'll be moody.

Monday Meme

My favorite age: 21

My best friend(s): I have several

My celebrity crush: Matthew Fox

My defining characteristic: not a clue

My most evil moment: taking a swing at my mom when I was 17

My favorite food: Mexican or Seafood. Although a good greasy cheesy burger is right up there too

My grossest injury: I've been pretty lucky with the injuries...maybe when I totaled my car a few years back and my face looked like Rocky when he they had to slice his eye open during the fight.

My biggest hatred: liars

My most illegal activity: Haaaaa, not answering this

My need for justice: deadbeat dads is the first thing that popped to mind. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with my kids....he's actually doing a lot better.

My most knowledgeable field: I don't qualify for anything in this question. NEXT.

My life’s goal: to see my kids be happy and sucessful.

My mother’s influence: forgiveness

My nerdiest point: So not a nerd.

My oldest memory: wanting a Barbie Dream House so bad.

My perfect date: non-existent

My unanswered question: Why wasn't I worth it?

My random fact: I call them plugletts. AKA....the things in the wall that you plug stuff into...I think they are really called an outlet though.

My stupidest decision: having an attorney emanicpate my by age during the middle of my senior year.

My favorite television show: Grey's

My style of underwear: bikini style although for a night out I usually go with none.

My favorite vegetable: ick. Potato I suppose.

My weakest trait: believing in people.

My X-men power: hell, I'd just kick your ass and be done with it.

My strongest yearning: A vacation :)

My moment of Zen: never happens

Eh, It's close enough to evil to count as a Halloween song......

Plus, I love it.

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Metallica

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On the fight, for they are right, yes, by whos to say?
For a hill men would kill, why? they do not know
Suffered wounds test there their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It is the last time you will
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they will see what will be, blinded eyes to see

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls


It's a football weekend for me!!! Have a great one y'all

I'm tired and this all I got for entertainment.

ARGHGHGHGH.

I absolutely hate fall break. It's stupid. The little monsters haven't even been in school 2 full months yet and already they need a break.

Anywho...I have no ramblin's because my week has been spent stressing about who is watching the kids each day. I've been in and out of work and it's only Wednesday. Sheesh.

So in replace of my usual enlightening ramblin's I give you bits and pieces of a conversation. Take it as you will because I'm not divulging who said what :)

Sex before marriage used to be great but after marriage it just stopped being fun.

That's because work, kids, bills, responsibilty, laundry, cleaning, cooking, bills, kids, took over being important. It's unavoidable. It does change.

How do you keep it from being just another "chore"? Just another "responsibilty" to add to the list? A woman is exhausted after a full day of waking every 2 hours to check on the kids, getting up for good at 5 to start her day and never stopping until she lays her head down that night? We're tired.

Plus sex after marriage is basically like having sex with a relative. I'm serious, think about it. I wish it wasn't. God, I wish more than anything there was a way to keep that lust and passion going after kids cause I think that's honestly when you lose it. That's when people have things other than themselves to think about. Maybe there is way to keep it but I haven't heard of it yet.

*sigh*

you know, it might be better to stay his whore than become his wife.

*silence*

Maybe.

Meme

So there is a blog that features Meme's every Sunday.....I'm a fan of the meme you know...so here's the link in case you're interested
http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/

The Aging Meme:
All you have to do is either finish the sentence or fill in the blanks...

At a certain age women should: feel secure and independent within themselves

At a certain age men should: know when to keep their mouth shut.

When I was a kid I thought I would: have one of those fairytale relationships

Now that I am older I wish: I still thought that

You know you are too old to party when: 10:00 pm is late

You know you are too young to retire when: you still worry about the price of gas

When I was in high school I listened to the music of: Reba and Wynonna

Nowadays I find I like the music of: almost a mix of everything

On my last birthday I: forced a smile

On my next birthday I want to: have it pass quickly

The best birthday present I ever got was: wow. I can't answer this. There was not one b-day gift that stands out because most of the time it was combined with a Christmas gift.

The first time I felt grown up was: holding Brady for the first time and realizing he depended on me.

The last time I felt like a kid was: age 15

When I read ________________it changed my life.I haven't read anything that has changed my life.

Last year was: stressful

Next year I hope: to not have to force smiles.

Halloween Month o'Songs

Monster Mash
Bobby "Boris" Pickett



I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin',
all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool,
Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Alright kiddies, I will be around until 9:30 or so and then I must go get my Sexy On.....it's Keeneland Time!!! 79 degrees and sunny.....perfect. So have a fantastic weekend. I will be back on Tuesday hopefully.....(kids have Fall break next week)

We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off

SETTING:

My cube at work
Bunch of girls
Facebook pulled up on the computer
(hush it, we were being productive)

Me: My god, I'm horny as hell today. It just hit me this morning. Serioulsy. Driving me crazy.

Girls: *eye roll* gross....that's the last thing on my mind

Me: Well not all of us are married and miserable. I happen to still want sex.
Not to mention that I'm seriously infatuated with "D". He's driving me crazy.

Girls: Yes, he is cute.

Me: CUTE?? CUTE?? Try fuckin' hot!!!! Baxter is cute.......
Have you seen his pics on Facebook?? (see there was a reason why I had it pulled up)
Look at him in the pool!!!! I mean come on....killin' me.

Girls: Doesn't he coach football with your ex?

Me: Yeah so? He's single, I'm single.

Girls: Uh huh and what are you going to do when the ex finds out?

Me: Finds out what? That I think he's hot and I want to make out with him?? Besides, nobody has to know. It could be hotter on the downlow. Geez, I just want him to make my panties wet with a good make-out session and then I'll be on my way. I'm really not asking to much. It's the least he could do. Hell, we can leave our clothes on.

Girls: *burst of laughter and something that sounded a lot like chickens cackling*

Me: What?

Girls: Leave your clothes on? What is this, high school? Are you 16 again? "Hey "D", let's clothes burn.

more round of laughter.

Me: Shut up. Now that you mention, clothes burning was fun. I could do that again.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_N7rv-iN8

Wednesday Ramblin's

So MSN had an article about the best cities for singles........funny, mine wasn't mentioned.

My car needs a new motor mount.

Kids want a WII for Xmas. Those suckers are pricey.

The last 10 lbs are a bitch to lose.

I'm going to Keeneland on Friday. *happy dance*

Me: "Just to verify sir, you do live out of state, correct?"
Dude: " Nah, I live in Indiana"
Me: "This is Kentucky sir."
Dude: "Yeah, I know"
What the hell do you say to that?

I can think of 3 George's:
Curious
Constanza
George from Grey's..........who by the way cheated. So he could be the George.

To really love a woman

To understand her - you gotta know it deep inside

Hear every thought - see every dream

N' give her wings - when she wants to fly

Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms

You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her

that she's really wanted

When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one

she needs somebody to tell her

that it's gonna last forever

I wish that after you take a shower and the mirror is all foggy, it would de-fog from the top down instead of the bottom up.

I want a pink laptop very, very badly. Did I mention that I really really want one?

It's raining here today. Bad hair day.

I have a hair appointment today. Maybe he can fix the bad hair day.

Happy Humpin' Y'all

New Meme

Sometimes..



sometimes I just need: a good cry

somtimes I want: everything to be easy
somtimes I like to: eat cookie dough and watch sad movies
sometimes all it takes: is just one look

somtimes I picture: my life if I hadn't gotten pregnant at 22
sometimes I wish: it could have been different
sometimes I find: that my friends make really dumb choices
sometimes I take: things to personal
sometimes I look: at other girls and wish I had what they had
sometimes I hate: men
sometimes it’s nice: to feel wanted.

sometimes it hurts: to face reality
sometimes it makes me happy: to know you thought about me
sometimes it’s sad: to reflect on the past.

sometimes I listen: to my heart
sometimes I sleep: when I should be cleaning
sometimes I like to watch: Cartoon movies

sometimes I feel: like I don't have enough shoes
sometimes I rant: to anyone who'll listen
sometimes I never: want to grow up.
sometimes I really: just need a drink and a night out


When I’m ..



sad, I want: someone to understand and not give advice
happy, I need: my friends/family to share my happiness with

mad, i wish: I could learn to breathe and take a moment

overjoyed, I find: I can't enjoy it completely

indifferent, I like to: not have to make the decisions

content, I find : I question how long it will last
frustrated, all it takes: is one small thing to set me off



If.. .....



You saw your best friend on one side of the road, but you also saw one of your close family members on the other side, and they were both in serious danger, who would you go to help first?

My family. B/c my best friend would want me to do that instead of helping them first.



You had the choice of going back in time to or go forward in time to see the future, which would you choose?

The future, the past I can't change but I could prepare for the future


Jesus was standing right infront of you, what would you say to him? Please forgive me

I almost lost my life

K: I almost died because of a squirrel just now.

I need a valium



X: did the squirrel attack you?




K: Dude, I thought I was a goner.

I was walking on my break like I do everyday and was underneath the huge old trees outside and then it happened. It sounded like something was getting ready to swoop down and kill me. I swear it sounded like the flapping wings of a huge bird and you know how I feel about birds, right???

So I covered my head with my hands, ducked down and screamed bloody murder.

It ended up being squirrels playing in the trees.





X: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dude, I wish I was there to see that!



K: Hush it



X: Did anyone see you



K: Yes I walk with three other people.

They laughed so hard I think one may have leaked pee



X: I did just thinkin about it




K: It honestly sounded like something was coming for my head.

I was scared.

stop laughing



X: I can't


it's funny!

You're a dork



K: I think I pulled a muscle during the whole situation.

I can't stand up straight and my back hurts



X: OK I'm CACKLING now!





I love my friends.

Halloween Month of Songs

GHOSTBUSTERS
Ray Parker

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts

If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

An invisible mansleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts

Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I here it likes the ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

If you've had a dose of a
freaky ghost babyYa better call

GHOSTBUSTERS
Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS


*giggle*

Have a Happy Weekend Y'all!!!!

Forrest Gump

I watched Forrest Gump last night for probably the 800th time.

It gets to the part where Jenny tells Forrest that he's a dad.

I cry.

My friend looks over at me and says, "Are you for real crying over a movie you've seen 800 times?"

*sniff*

"Yes, this gets me everytime"

He does the whole grunt and eye roll thing.

Now we're to the part where they are about to be married.

*wipes tears*

"He just loves her so innocently and purely"

Friend: " That's cause he's simple"

"Well yes. But shouldn't that be how all love is? He loves her despite her wrongs, despite her faults and mistakes. He doesn't even see that about her. He just loves her unconditionally. He just loves"

*silence*


Maybe I'm reading to much into Forrest Gump or wanting to believe in unconditional love DESPITE everything that surrounds life but part of me believes that love should be that simple and pure.