GET THIS...

Get this
I told Jack Ass that I was taking the kids to dinner tonight and since I know that it's his only night off from rehearsal, the only night we'd both be free, would he care to join us.
He can't because he made plans with her


WHAT???????? I don't even know this ass but I don't like him.


What's wrong with me?
Why am I attracted to guys who just don't feel I am special


I think it's probably the same reason that I used to only concentrate on the "bad boy" someone that I knew wouldn't want anything serious or long term. It was my own issues with commitment. It's safer this way. You don't have to worry about truly opening yourself up because you pick men that don't want that either


That was concise and astute and one of the smartest things you ever said to me.
Funny thing is I always defined commitment as” rest of your life" I'm beginning to realize that it means committed to being respectful of each other


Yeah. If it makes you feel better, I'm still the same way. Difference is I've just decided to not mess around with anyone.....hence my sex issue.

I don't know how you get past it though.

I think commitment can be defined as right here and now. For the moment, for this relationship, for however long it lasts.........you're committed to each other. If you can't do that, then why be involved in it? I don't think relationships automatically lead to "Ommigod, we're gonna get married" but I do think you have to have that mutual commitment.

I don't know.

It's safer to mess with men who you know will never want any commitment.

"I think commitment can be defined as right here and now. For the moment, for this relationship, for however long it lasts.........you're committed to each other"---

Exactly! The thing is we did talk about this and we agreed on this he just puts himself first most of the time.

I really can't believe he's going out with her tonight.
I told him that I think it's an unnatural relationship and that one of them wants more but I don't know which

He laughed

I'm pmsing


The thing is...am I settling?
Well, yeah
I think everyone settles in some way


You are if you allow him to continue to treat with disrespect.
Do you settle if you are alone? Are you settling with being alone instead of being with a jerk?



That’s how the conversation ended. I haven’t heard back from her. I think at this point, I would rather be alone than to “settle” for less than I deserve. I’ve had enough jerks come and go through the years, I don’t need another one, nor do I want company bad enough to be disrespected.

Bleaching

G: so...what do you think about anal bleaching?

K: I really don't see why it's necessary.......

I mean it's not like you walk around with your ass cheeks spread open

G: True
However
let's say you're in a relationship and your partner likes the occasional ass fuck or even just a show...the anal area can be...nasty colored.
I know I've seen some nasty ass on some sites

K: I have more of a problem with hairy anal areas than I do the color. You can't really control the color of the area but you can do something about all that hair.

G: I get it waxed.
You would never believe how hairy you are til you have it waxed!

K: I have never had a wax.......I just shave everyday

G: I used to but my hair is so dark and my skin so pale I always looked like I has a serious case of black heads on my cooch!
If they had a home bleaching system I'd do it

K: I just snorted on the black heads on the cooch.

G: My waxer really gets up in there!

http://southbeachskinsolutions.com/

K: I wonder if it burns

G: It's used like tooth whiteners only in your ass!
You apply a little each day until you achieve the results you desire!

K: Ok, you go first and let me know how it works

G: This one's 50 bucks so I'm going to try to find a cheaper one!

K: is yours really that dark that you need to do this?

G: No
I've just seen some nasty ass and I don't want to subject anyone to that not even my waxer
I should worry as much about my teeth!
What is wrong with me?
I think I've been tramatized by nasty ass on some sites

K: I say, if it will make you feel better.......go for it

HUMP DAY RAMBLIN'S

K: I would take a razor on that island we talked about once.
Eyelash curler
mascara
razor
toothpaste

G: What the hell brought that up?
You're freakin' me out a bit

K: Oh well cause we were talking about the necessity of mascara at work this morning and I said I would take it if I were stranded on a desert island...after a brief pause in the conversation, it dawned on me that I would want a razor to keep areas smooth.

I thought I'd fill ya' in on that update

G: Mascara is an imperative as is an eyelash curler
I can leave the house with just my lashes curled and mascara applied and I look human, without it YUCK!

Razor is good but when it goes dull then what? I think I'd want to lear to use a straight edge razor like in sweeney todd then when it goes dull I could sharpen it on a stone.

K: I agree on the "eye wear"

Yes, good point. Straight edge razor is definitely the way to go.

Tampons

G: Tampons right?!?!

Though there's this thing called the Diva Cup which might be more useful
google it

K: ok........so you stick this cup thingie up inside ya' and then every few hours you empty it and re-insert?

Hmmm.

If I'm not stranded on an island, I think I'll stick to tampons but when I do get stranded I'll be sure and pack the Diva Cup.

G: Yeah I'm not into it either.
I don't enjoy the feeling of the inside of my VAGINA

It's really used by "crunchie granola" heads who want to conserve nature

Fuck nature give me a tampon with the PLASTIC APPLICATOR!!!


K: I think mine has grown together. Seriously.


G: you better get that checked out
they have a procedure

K: October. Yes that's right. The month Halloween falls in. October.

G: Dude, I went 5 years so STFU and get a dildo
It'll never let you down

K: I've worn it out. Plus it's just not the same. I miss the ...........touch

G: I'm having sex and there ain't all that much touching




So there you have it. I’m really not missing anything.

Happy Humpin’ Y’all!!!

Eh, Friday Song

Yeah, so I'm lacking in getting back in the groove of blogging. My apologies. Life is...........hectic.

I am going out of town this Saturday to the big city of Louisville. We will be celebrating Goose's 32nd birthday. We even splurged and have rooms reserved so we can drink and be responsible.

Here's the Friday song take it as you will

Here I Go Again
Whitesnake

No, I don't know where I'm going
But, I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An' I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time
Tho' I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh Lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,
'Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

I'm just another heart in need of rescue,
Waiting on love's sweet charity
An' I'm gonna hold on
For the rest of my days,
'Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,