K: I almost died because of a squirrel just now.
I need a valium
X: did the squirrel attack you?
K: Dude, I thought I was a goner.
I was walking on my break like I do everyday and was underneath the huge old trees outside and then it happened. It sounded like something was getting ready to swoop down and kill me. I swear it sounded like the flapping wings of a huge bird and you know how I feel about birds, right???
So I covered my head with my hands, ducked down and screamed bloody murder.
It ended up being squirrels playing in the trees.
X: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dude, I wish I was there to see that!
K: Hush it
X: Did anyone see you
K: Yes I walk with three other people.
They laughed so hard I think one may have leaked pee
X: I did just thinkin about it
K: It honestly sounded like something was coming for my head.
I was scared.
stop laughing
X: I can't
it's funny!
You're a dork
K: I think I pulled a muscle during the whole situation.
I can't stand up straight and my back hurts
X: OK I'm CACKLING now!
I love my friends.
Monday, October 6, 2008
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Squirrels are an evil, vicious lot KJ.. You would do well to walk with a group of people..
Have you seen their teeth?
You take care out there in this dangerous world...G
Dude!
You know, there are flying squirrels, too. I don't know if they have them in KY, but wouldn't that just be a freakish thing to see, swooping down? Kind of the devil child of two of your biggest fears, hunh?
Guess I shouldn't have brought that up . . .
XO
[suppressed evil laugh . . .]
Evil squirrels and spiders, I tell ya....
Haahahaahaahahaaa!
I'm not laughing at ya. I'm laughing with ya!
Pie dog spends all day guarding our yard from squirrels. She goes from tree to tree, ALL DAY LONG.
Damn dirty little tree rat bastards...
Gman: I tell ya', I don't know how I survive
DL: DUDETTE
Jim: NIGHTMARES!!!!
Wes: *shivers*
Heather: Squirrels drive Baxter insane....he can't stand them
FUNNY!
Oh my gosh this is so funny ... I mean serious. Something should be done ... *snicker*
I have had a couple of situations where squirrels had fun with me. One time in particular the squirrel and I both rounded the corner coming from opposite directions on time when I was walking down town. It practically scared the shot out of both of us.
Evil, evil squirrels.
I woke up last night and there was a ghost in my bedroom doorway.
I put my back out.
I feel for you. x
Good Afternoon KJ,
... walks away shaking his head
People, people.......it was traumatizing.
Seriously.
Scary Squirrels!!!
Ahem
That's a riot. The story is so funny I might be leaking pee too, lol.
A hawk swooped down just above my head a few days ago. I think she loves me though; she couldn't have been trying to take my scalp, right?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
No, I hear you . . . I'm sympathetic. I was just trying to share some woodland lore with you, about the flying kind.
One summer, on a construction site, I saw one try to leap from one branch to another, and fall, like 20 feet. Guess it was too far away. It must have shaken the poor little bastard up, because he scrambled to his little jumpy rat-like feet and charged me.
Seriously . . . this thing ran right at me, until I moved suddenly, and he veered off into the bushes.
Take your leg off, man.
XO
[this still probably isn't helping . . .]
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